Cat Physics

Here are the laws of cat physics via Funny-Ha-Ha.co.uk:

• The Law of Cat Motion: “A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.”
• The Law of Cat Stretching: “A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.”
• The Law of Dinner Table Attendance: “Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.”
• The Law of Refrigerator Observation: “If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.”
• The Law of Cat Disinterest: “A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.”

Philipp Lenssen on Thursday, Jan 5 2006 reg. Cats.