What If Napoleon Dynamite Would Have Had an A-List Cast?
Tom Cruise as Napoleon Dynamite
Dustin Hoffmann as Pedro
Jodie Foster as Deb
Jessica Alba as Summer Wheatly
Adam Sandler as Uncle Rico
Vin Diesel as Rex
Steve Buscemi as Kip
Philipp Lenssen on Tuesday, Dec 20 2005 reg. Napoleon Dynamite.
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The only one there I agree with is Adam Sandler. Remotely Steve Buscemi as Kip. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting Efren Ramirez (known as Pedro – people do not realize that he’s actually done quite a few movies), and he’s was perfect for the role. There is nooo way that Tom Cruise could have come close to the work done by Jon Heder (Napoleon). All Napoleon’s “moves” are really those of John Heder. As descrete as the comedy in this movie is, an A-list cast would have killed it.– Steve Castle (Saturday, Dec 31 2005)