Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

There are dozens of fun quotes in Napoleon Dynamite. The WikiQuote page lists many of them. Here are some of my favorites from Napoleon Dynamite:

• “Girls only want guys with great skills... You know, like numchuck skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills.”
• “Do the chickens have large talons?”
• “Pedro offers you his protection.”
• “I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
• “Go find your own tots!”
• “Are you guys having a killer time?”
• “Took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.”

Here’s some of Kip’s memorable talk:

• “I’m just getting kinda TO’d, I mean she hasn’t even sent me a full body shot yet.”
• “Your MOM goes to college.”
• “Been out making some sweet moola with Uncle Rico.”

Philipp Lenssen on Friday, Dec 16 2005 reg. Napoleon Dynamite.